If the record for the most female orgasms is 134 in one hour, y’all are obviously slacking. Pick up the pace, fellas!
A single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information. Be sure to plug it in and upload. Unload? Toh-may-toh/ Tah-mah-tah.
A human male produces enough sperm in a two week timeframe to knock up every fertile woman on the planet. For those that have a breeding kink, the world is your oyster. Tickle a pearl today!
There is an increase in blood circulation around the nether bits during a woman’s monthly cycle, which may have her experiencing more powerful orgasms during shark week. Time to ride the crimson tide! Besides that, it's already lubed. Throw a drop cloth down and give it a go. A solid dicking helps to ease menstrual cramping. If you don’t wind up looking like the Kool-Aid Man, are you doing your service?
Chubby men can last, on average, over three times longer than their thinner cumpetitors. No wonder women are eyeing those dad bods and salivating at how they handle their sausage at the backyard barbeque.
While performing the good ol’ horizontal polka, the genitals, breasts, and inner nose swell. If you see your partner rubbing her nose while getting the meat stack, this is why. Your nutsack leans towards your predominant hand. A right hander usually has their right ball hang lower. I guess if you're ambidextrous, your balls are beautiful?
Ann Dromedahas been an online content creator for the last three years and has been an adult performer since 2003. Learn more about her here.